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16th Dec AdventTime to wrap my prezzies

16th Dec Advent

Time to wrap my prezzies

15th Dec Advent1st AmendmentRight to free speech2nd Amendmen..

15th Dec Advent

1st Amendment
Right to free speech

2nd Amendment
Right to bear arms

3rd Amendment
Right to do both STARK NAKED

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14th Dec AdventJust me doing silly faces on the bedNeed more..

14th Dec Advent

Just me doing silly faces on the bed

Need more advent ideas

Come on boys xx

Friday 13th AdventUnlucky for someBut not all my wonderful f..

Friday 13th Advent

Unlucky for some

But not all my wonderful fans

You get to see me doing home baking in the nude

😘 xx

12th Dec AdventLooks like you've all pulled a cracker here x..

12th Dec Advent

Looks like you've all pulled a cracker here xx

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Advent for 11th DecTinsel Pubes 🤣As requested by ParkoMore r..

Advent for 11th Dec

Tinsel Pubes 🤣

As requested by Parko

More requests needed

Come up with fun ideas boys and i will do my best to make them happen for you xx

December 10th advent is boring old domestic chores but in my..

December 10th advent is boring old domestic chores but in my sparkly Christmas high heels

All nudey of course xx

For the 9th Dec, you get to watch me try the naked plunge po..

For the 9th Dec, you get to watch me try the naked plunge pool

Shiver me timbers xxx

Your nudey advent for 8th Dec ...Going out for a Christmas l..

Your nudey advent for 8th Dec ...

Going out for a Christmas lunch with friends

Do you like my outfit ?

Seventh calls for Santa Sat on a Stomach (?🤪?) in a Spa!

Seventh calls for Santa Sat on a Stomach (?🤪?) in a Spa!

I’m feeling foxy today! Or is Foxy feeling me? 🤪Happy 6th De..

I’m feeling foxy today!

Or is Foxy feeling me? 🤪

Happy 6th December!!

5th Dec Bonkers Nudey Advent Calendar Post 🤣🤣🤣

5th Dec Bonkers Nudey Advent Calendar Post 🤣🤣🤣

4th December always means balancing a pudding on your arse, ..

4th December always means balancing a pudding on your arse, no?

Thanks for the suggestions boysKeep the ideas coming for tmr..

Thanks for the suggestions boys
Keep the ideas coming for tmrws post xx

Optional extra Winter Fur maintenace shots just droppedCheck..

Optional extra Winter Fur maintenace shots just dropped

Check your dm's xx

Smearing DeliveredLet me know fun ideas for day 3 please, bu..

Smearing Delivered

Let me know fun ideas for day 3 please, but don't get to carried away boys x

So, yesterdays request from parko2112 for advent calendar da..

So, yesterdays request from parko2112 for advent calendar day 2 was for some chololate body smearing

Do you dare me ?

Time for winter maintenanceDid this by my back window for th..

Time for winter maintenance

Did this by my back window for the best light for you guys

Downside for me and very embarassing is that it's in full view of about 10 of my neighbours that overlook my garden

I'm sure I saw some curtains twitching 🤣

Ok, time to bring things right up to dateI've still got load..

Ok, time to bring things right up to date

I've still got loads more content from France to show you but I'll mix it with other stuff from now

Here I am today, 1st Dec 2024 and mad excited because I get to open the first door on my chocolate advent calendar

I'm going to try and post a shot every day now to Christmas as I open each door

I'm open to ideas on what poses you want and especially happy to do mad crazy or funny ones but must be doable around the home

Send me your best ideas and I'll pick the best each day

Have fun xx

I was trying for some arty shots on old farm machinery that ..

I was trying for some arty shots on old farm machinery that was lying around the French campsite

It was scorching hot when I took these. Missing this French weather now that I'm home in cold dark November England 😔

Hope you think they came out ok ?

Arty in B&W xx

Arty in B&W xx

French thunderstorms are huge, but fortunately, they usually..

French thunderstorms are huge, but fortunately, they usually don't last long

Best way to stay naked during a downpour ?

Head for the sauna

Luckily, I got this one all to myself, so could really stretch out and relax

Off down to the shop to get my morning baguetteThe old guy s..

Off down to the shop to get my morning baguette

The old guy serving was always super pleased to see me each day

Time to wash the mud offBandit & I found a llittle slice of ..

Time to wash the mud off

Bandit & I found a llittle slice of paradise 🥰

#newprofilepic

#newprofilepic

Bum bum exercises 🤣

Bum bum exercises 🤣

As the mud dries in the scorching heat, it cracks and tighte..

As the mud dries in the scorching heat, it cracks and tightens all over my skin
It's feels amazing
It's also nice and cool and stops me burning
I can see why African hippos like to spend the heat of the day wallowing around in mud
The whole experience feels very primal
I had a fabulous time

This feed is about to get very, very dirty 🤣🤣🤣

This feed is about to get very, very dirty 🤣🤣🤣

Sorry about the wind noise in this oneI couldn't edit it out..

Sorry about the wind noise in this one

I couldn't edit it out without also losing the sound of the river and I think it's nice to hear that

At least it gives it that authentic real home video quality and not some fake AI that you'll get elsewhere on here

I was worried poor Bandit was going to get swept away as he's only tiny and the water was very fast