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A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
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The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
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2024-12-02 04:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post