I was walking through a quarry and said to the foreman, "That's a big rock!"
"Boulder," he replied. So I puffed out my chest and shouted: “Look at that enormous rock over there!”
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A priest and a rabbit walk into a blooood clinic.
The priest says "I think I'm a type-a."
The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo."
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What's the surname of that Austrian racing driver?
Lauda?
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2024-11-10 13:46:14 +0000 UTC View Post
A man finds a penguin at his doorstep. His friends tell him to take it to the zoo. Later that day, they see him walking down the street while still carrying the penguin. They ask him "Weren't you gonna take it to the zoo?" and the man says "I did, now I'm taking it to the movies!"
2024-11-10 13:41:27 +0000 UTC View Post
How do you think the unthinkable.
With an ithberg.
2024-11-10 12:40:25 +0000 UTC View Post
What's about a foot long, and slippery?
A slipper.
2024-11-10 11:39:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Why are kleptomaniacs terrible with puns? They're always taking everything, literally.
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