Today was a peach. Some of you may get a chuckle out of this: I'm afraid of the dentist. Why? Because 20 years ago, when I had my wisdom teeth surgically removed, under general anesthesia, I woke up in the middle of surgery, paralyzed. I felt, saw, and heard everything. No joke. So...... moving forward, I've taken exceptional care of my teeth since. When my ex went crazy on me, I lost two of them(you can't see them when I smile), but, everything healed and I had no other problems. No cavities, no lose teeth, nothing. Well, I just did a rigorous anal scene, for DogFart, in which I chose to do several contributions of ATM, ass to mouth. I wasn't required, but, it was asked of me, so I did it. The scene is a masterpiece, btw. So, given that my mouth was exposed to this type of germ, I saw the dentist, explained what I do for a living(that was fun, lol) and why I was there. He did an exam on my teeth and said I had bacteria under my gumline, that I needed to have it removed or it could travel to my heart. I was incredulous! No shit? That's a hell of a sales pitch. The hygienist came in, said that a deep cleaning and a laser treatment would kill the bacteria. That 100% sucked, I'm fidgety about needles, especially in my mouth. Holy shit, she took monstrous looking instruments, reminiscent of Chinese pain devices, to scrape my gumline, lifting my gums from the surface of my teeth. That numbing gel, that shit is worthless. It took nearly two hours for her to free the surface of my teeth from my gumline. Fuck me... lol She then takes this tiny pen-like pointer, with a micro red laser on the tip. Inserting the laser under my gumline, individually front and back, she murdered the bacterial little fuckers over the course of 30 minutes. So, my ass to mouth greatness is now a distant memory. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. The scene was epic. 100% worth getting wrecked. 😁