BWI, the name of the airport in Baltimore, Maryland, hosts ..
Added 2017-08-11 23:06:58 +0000 UTCBWI, the name of the airport in Baltimore, Maryland, hosts the most painfully polite staff: My bra, a rather sizable garment(lol) set off the alarms while going through security. This poor guy, young enough to look like it was his first day on the grown-up job(lol), looked at his supervisor in horror when he was told to pat me down. I said, "I have nothing to hide. There are just boobs in there. " Oh my goodness, I couldn't stop giggling inside. He had to graze the top of his hand over my upper body. I thought he was going to faint, the poor thing. I looked at his supervisor, who appeared to be training him. She was a mature woman, also large breasted. I started to snicker and she told the young trainee to step aside. She ran her hand down my back, across my back, clearly identifying a fabulously strong brazziere. Just to make the experience truly memorable, I looked at him straight in the eye, in my best porno-phony voice, "Tttthank you. Mmmm." His supervisor and all of the other TSA agents busted out laughing. At least I got the young guy to smile. A few of these flights are starting to become marked as delayed. I love ya, Baltimore, but, I want to go home! Viva Las Vegas!
