sorry - i had the worst weekend ever. absolutely awful.
i’m about to sit in the sink and microneedle my face. 🧖♀️
but my question is: when i wear these jammie’s outside to let my dog potty… do you think my neighbors notice my nipples? 🤨
obviously i have implants so they jiggle like JELLO 🤭 🥴 which probably draws attention to them…. but i’m genuinely curious.
xx 😘
fuck everyone. i think i’m gonna move in august. colorado sounds nice.
2025-04-12 16:46:52 +0000 UTC View Post
reddit rlly hurt my feelings today so i’m no longer going to post there. my posts will be exclusively OF now ⭐️ which is great news - because it’s bikini 👙 season ☀️😃 aka my favorite time of year.
my 1pm session had cancelled today, so i spent 12-1:30 at the pool today, which is when i took thissss picture 🥰 once again i plan to spend the weekend at the pool 🏊♀️ building up these tanlines for you! 😘 xx hope everyone had a lovely friday. talk tmrw. ❤️
for the non foot lovers… just focus on the cat. 🤗
i have pretty damn cute feet if i don’t say so myself. i have turned non foot lovers into foot lovers. ie i’ve heard countless times, “dude i don’t even like feet… but something about yours…” like, if i had a dollar every time i heard that, id have at least $5 by now.
and like five isn’t a lot - i get it… but in comparison you’d have zero, so 😋
idk it’s hard being so perfect. thank you listening. /s
here’s the nsfw version… plus some 🫶😉 you know i love youuuu guys!
2025-04-10 21:04:20 +0000 UTC View Post
i’m getting my vah-jynaaaa waxed tonight and i’m soOoOo excited 🌞 hot girl summer here i comeeeee.
2025-04-09 21:05:09 +0000 UTC View Post
reddit saw it first… but today’s ootd :)
2025-04-07 21:25:18 +0000 UTC View Post
i spent the day getting my hair done. do i look less like katy perry now? 😅 anyways - tomorrow is still set to be 80*. i’ll be heading to the pool around 10 or 11 😁 i could not be more excited!!!
2025-04-06 00:06:22 +0000 UTC View Post
i never wear padded push up bras because my tits feel 10x bigger and “🥴” is literally how i feel about that.
comment your emoji reaction below 😋🩷
my first two sessions were telephone only so i painted my nails 💅 lol. i have to go to the doctor’s this afternoon then i am working till 7. this weekend is supposed to be 80* and im so excited! im getting my hair done on saturday, then sunday, im just going to spend the entire day at the pool 🥰 i’m the queen of taking a xanax and listening to a pod by the pool all day. yay! anyways - hope everyone is having/has/had a lovely thursdayyy 💘
2025-04-03 17:53:00 +0000 UTC View Post
re: my last post - jackpot 🎰
we found a crochet bikini.
first bikini of 2025 xx first bikini pic of 2025 🏆🥹
my tits fell out every time i moved and i loved it. i'm looking for a good unlined crochet bikini. (i love being as nude as possible 🤨) i dooo have a crochet bikini...
but it's lined 😑 maybe i should just cut the lining out?? i
don't know, but i want my nipples and pussy to feel at one with the water 👌🧘♀️😂 imagine i’m wearing an un-
lined crochet bikini, and i get out of the pool dripping wet.. 🤩
spring has sprung betches 🥳❤️😈
2025-03-23 20:40:18 +0000 UTC View Postthis is the flippin coldest winter we’ve had, and i’m so over it. ❄️🙃
2025-03-14 02:05:26 +0000 UTC View Post
“welcome to therapy 🤓 i have my emotional support cat here with me today. how are you doing??”
2025-03-13 20:16:56 +0000 UTC View Post
i got new pj’s 🤓 i wanted to post them on the costco sub but it might be slightly nsfw so… 😔
2025-03-03 05:17:02 +0000 UTC View Post
when i ~didn’t~ work from home, i’d fold up crappy one-ply toilet paper in the work restroom and put it over my nipple so my nipple ring wouldn’t be so visible. 😂🩷
2025-02-28 19:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post
i will show you guys my feet 🥰🩷
lowkey my left toe nail is turning purple and i don’t need that blasted on reddit. just OF 😂🩷
i just did ten hours of mutherfkin therapy today. 😮💨😤🥴
could really use a foot massage 🤤
wishful thinking xx
#skims
goals AF: receive a candy heart that says “SICK BOD” 😍🩷🍬🍭
2025-02-21 21:39:45 +0000 UTC View Post
i am really self conscious of my tummy and maybe it definitely gets bigger in the winter… 🤭
but look! 😻 even my cat knows my feet are delicious.
#willstartwalkingmore #eatinglessdonuts #tummyseason #lululemon
my favorite part of defines are… the titties 🥹😍
my favorite part of having a nipple ring is… showing it off 😏❤️🔥
one of my fav athleisure fits 🧘♀️🩷💕
2025-02-16 21:28:31 +0000 UTC View Post
who can’t wait till summer?!? 🙋🏻♀️ this girl!!!
2025-02-13 21:50:12 +0000 UTC View Post
two of my favorite things: comfy socks & flowers 🥰
2025-02-12 20:57:13 +0000 UTC View Post
todays fitty. we love a pink moment.
more (sexyyyy stuff) coming later 👀💖
my feets are naked and it’s raining! 🌧️
two things that don’t usually occur 🤗
💙💙💙
