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Thank you again to everyone who helped out with our rats' ve..
Thank you again to everyone who helped out with our rats' vet bills. Unfortunately Latte passed away tonight after a brief fight with her pituitary tumour.
2025-04-24 02:40:06 +0000 UTC View PostHaving sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.🤣🤣🤣
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
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It's okay if your phone autocorrects 'fuck' to 'duck.' You'r..
It's okay if your phone autocorrects 'fuck' to 'duck.'
You're still using fowl language.
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When two people have sex, its a twosome. When three people h..
When two people have sex, its a twosome. When three people have sex, its a threesome...
Now I know why people call you handsome.
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My husband had his friends over so I had to be quiet for thi..
My husband had his friends over so I had to be quiet for this one.
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My husband asked me to spoon in bed, but I'd rather fork.🤣🤣🤣
My husband asked me to spoon in bed, but I'd rather fork.
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My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick. Especially be..
My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick. Especially because his name’s Steve.
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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged...
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
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What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat i..
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We're closed.
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What’s better than roses on a piano? Tulips on my organ.🤣🤣🤣
What’s better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on my organ.
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Can a frog jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can'..
Can a frog jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house can't jump.
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What goes up, lets out a load and then goes back down?An ele..
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Dogs can't operate MRI machines. But catscan.🤣🤣🤣I'm offering..
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What’s two inches wide, six inches long and makes everyone g..
What’s two inches wide, six inches long and makes everyone go crazy?
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What’s in a man’s pants that you won’t find in a girl’s pant..
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Hey cuties, between unexpected vet bills, winter power bills..
Hey cuties,
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